I was born in the year 1980 somewhere in the middle of the ocean aboard an old rusty boat. The boat eventually sunk and I was rescued, adopted and raised by a crazy mermaid and lived deep below the sea for many many years.

The time came that I had to leave my underwater home and become independent. So I embarked on a long journey across the seven seas. During this time I met lots of interesting creatures ranging from the bizarre to the ridiculous; bold monsters, drunks, and a Cyclops that I had to feed daily. My journey also took me through tons of interesting places such us enchanted isles, lonely desserts and cold high peaks in which I got naked and run in circles to regain energy.

I finally arrived in a strange land, a mysterious place that its inhabitants called “USA”. I decided to settle down in USA mainly because of the friendliness of its residents. I learned much of their dialect and other communication gestures such as the internet. I also gained a taste for their magnificent potion they call “Coca-Cola” as well as McDonalds, fried chicken, and their various dietary habits. We bonded so well over time that I have virtually become one of them.

Now a days, aside of my official job as an Inventory Coordinator for Micro Electronics, I dedicate myself to writing inflammable articles on my web site. It contains mostly negative criticism to absolutely everything I decide it deserves to be criticized, but I also can praise and congratulate on occasion. I generally cover trends and pop culture in general but I’m also present in important events and places, and I also give updates on my status!! How great is that? Hope you Enjoy :D